tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-68087543964471977122024-03-18T09:21:15.588-05:00Shelf InflictedA blog about books, movies, music, and general curmudgeonliness.Dan Schwenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09430857663521602751noreply@blogger.comBlogger2529125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6808754396447197712.post-72344410788176480122024-03-18T09:20:00.005-05:002024-03-18T09:20:29.109-05:00Bond Unknown<a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/36607032-bond-unknown" style="float: left; padding-right: 20px"><img border="0" alt="Bond Unknown" src="https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1510857874l/36607032._SX98_.jpg" /></a><a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/36607032-bond-unknown">Bond Unknown</a> by <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/3055410.Edward_M_Erdelac">Edward M. Erdelac</a><br/>
My rating: <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/6313769077">4 of 5 stars</a><br /><br />
Owing to some Bond books having a murky copyright situation in Canada, this book contains two novellas about James Bond encountering the Cthulhu Mythos. The first, Into the Green by William Meikle, has Bond taking on a cult worshipping some kind of energy being drawn down from the Northern Lights. The second, Mindbreaker, sees Bond trying to stop a cult from awakening a Old One using the blood of a kidnapped princess.<br /><br />I've only read a couple Bond novels. Into the Green feels more like a novel Bond. Mindbreaker is much longer and feels like a James Bond movie in novel form. They're both enjoyable but I much preferred Mindbreaker, with it's multiple locales, colorfully named characters, and generally feeling more like the Bond experience I'm used to.<br /><br />Four easy stars, although I noticed some typos in both stories, like maybe the ebook wasn't created from the final versions of the files.
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Dan Schwenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09430857663521602751noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6808754396447197712.post-55656077788618560122024-03-18T09:20:00.002-05:002024-03-18T09:20:09.655-05:00The Destroyer of Worlds<a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/158651458-the-destroyer-of-worlds" style="float: left; padding-right: 20px"><img border="0" alt="The Destroyer of Worlds: A Return to Lovecraft Country (Lovecraft Country, 2)" src="https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1705703627l/158651458._SX98_.jpg" /></a><a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/158651458-the-destroyer-of-worlds">The Destroyer of Worlds: A Return to Lovecraft Country</a> by <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/40577.Matt_Ruff">Matt Ruff</a><br/>
My rating: <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/6329924639">3 of 5 stars</a><br /><br />
Three means I liked it so settle down.<br /><br />The Turner/Berry extended family is back in this volume. The structure is different than in Lovecraft Country. Here, we have shifting viewpoints rather than more or less self-contained stories. Threads are picked up from the last volume so we get more of everything. More <s>magic</s> natural philosophy. More exotic locales. More run-ins with the racism and prejudices of the day. More scheming <s>magicians</s> natural philosophers.<br /><br />So, yeah, it was good, I liked it for the same reasons I liked the first book. It just didn't quite have the punch the first book did. It's a sequel so I guess part of that comes with the territory but I never once thought any of the characters were in any real danger and the characters haven't changed much since the last book. Also, someone didn't seem to mind his fate from the previous book in the least.<br /><br />The stories, while featuring the same characters, didn't feel as tightly linked as the ones in the last book. <br /><br />It probably feels like I've been shitting on the book but I did enjoy it. I love the world Ruff has created and the way the magic system works. It feels open ended enough for future volumes and that's fine with me.
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Dan Schwenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09430857663521602751noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6808754396447197712.post-10030556506376093162024-03-18T09:19:00.007-05:002024-03-18T09:19:46.663-05:0013th<a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/204262603-13th" style="float: left; padding-right: 20px"><img border="0" alt="13th" src="https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1703275827l/204262603._SX98_.jpg" /></a><a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/204262603-13th">13th</a> by <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/3055410.Edward_M_Erdelac">Edward M. Erdelac</a><br/>
My rating: <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/6313769558">4 of 5 stars</a><br /><br />
I'm not a huge Friday the 13th fan but I am a huge Edward Erdelac fan so I picked this up, his Friday the 13th homage/love letter/fanfic.<br /><br />Other than Freddy vs. Jason, I think I've only watched the other Friday the 13th movies in chunks and out of order when nothing else was on TV but I'm familiar with the highlights of the series. This is more than Friday the 13th with the serial numbers filed off. Erdelac explores and expands Jason, I mean, Joshua Hodder's origins, giving him motivations beyond wanting to please his mommy by killing horny teenagers. It ties together the incongruent parts of the series and even ties in the seemingly unrelated Friday the 13th TV series after a fashion.<br /><br />The story is a gorefest at times. The people who have killed Joshua Hodder and ended his rampage in the past team up to try to stop him permanently. Meanwhile, Joshua does what most masked undead killers do - kill people in mass quantities in extremely bloody ways.<br /><br />Things come together at the end with some twists. No one is safe. The ending was both satisfying and true to the Friday the 13th franchise.<br /><br />4 out of 5 machetes.<br /><br />
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Dan Schwenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09430857663521602751noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6808754396447197712.post-15467744626421645842024-03-18T09:19:00.004-05:002024-03-18T09:19:26.465-05:00Rainbringer<a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/57821194-rainbringer" style="float: left; padding-right: 20px"><img border="0" alt="Rainbringer: Zora Neale Hurston Against The Lovecraftian Mythos" src="https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1619114736l/57821194._SX98_.jpg" /></a><a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/57821194-rainbringer">Rainbringer: Zora Neale Hurston Against The Lovecraftian Mythos</a> by <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/3055410.Edward_M_Erdelac">Edward M. Erdelac</a><br/>
My rating: <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/6313769633">4 of 5 stars</a><br /><br />
Rainbringer is a collection of short stories featuring author Zora Neal Hurston by Edward Erdelac. <br /><br />On the heels of Lovecraft Country and Destroyer of Worlds, I was hungry for more stories featuring both Jim Crow racism and the Cthulhu mythos and already had this on my kindle.<br /><br />This was great stuff. Zora goes up against various Cthulhu mythos creatures, from Harlem to Haiti to the legendary Lost City of the Monkey-God and various points in between. Erdelac does a good job of writing in various dialects without making it ridiculous and knows how to spin a cosmic horror tale like nobody's business.<br /><br />They say to write the kind of books you'd like to read. Turns out, I don't have to. Edward Erdelac is already writing them for me. 4.5 out of 5 stars.
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Dan Schwenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09430857663521602751noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6808754396447197712.post-52674497936682477902024-03-18T09:19:00.001-05:002024-03-18T09:19:01.768-05:00The Help<a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/4667024-the-help" style="float: left; padding-right: 20px"><img border="0" alt="The Help" src="https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1622355533l/4667024._SX98_.jpg" /></a><a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/4667024-the-help">The Help</a> by <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/1943477.Kathryn_Stockett">Kathryn Stockett</a><br/>
My rating: <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/6320180012">5 of 5 stars</a><br /><br />
My mom has been pushing this book on me since 2010 and my wife is listening to the audiobook so I finally gave in. Yeah, fine, it was great...<br /><br />There were many reasons I didn't want to read this. No crime, no monsters, no limbs being hack off, etc. Well, instead of cosmic horror, this book portrays the everyday horrors of racism in the early 1960s. The leads all seemed real to me. Skeeter, the plain and tall girl, and maids Aibileen and Minny practically reached out from the page. <br /><br />I was skeptical about the entire affair at first. Would a white woman be able to accurately portray the plight of black maids in Jackson, Mississippi in the early 1960s? Well, Kathryn Stockett more than stuck the landing. She paints a vivid portrait of what life would have been like for maids of color back then, wrapped in the plot of a white girl writing a book. Things got a little meta for Kathryn Stockett, I expect.<br /><br />The relationships between Aibilene and Mae Mobley and Minny and Celia Foote were my favorite parts of the book and really sold it for me. Just because there was a minimum of physical jeopardy, the emotional jeopardy was ratcheted up countless times. Would Skeeter get enough people to produce a book? What would happen to Aibilene, Minny, and the other maids if someone caught wind of what Skeeter was doing? What if that c-word Hilly Holbrook figured out what was what?<br /><br />My wife and I finished the book together in the car after taking our son to the gym. My wife had to use the Dairy Queen bathroom to freshen up after some tearful parts near the end. <br /><br />Five out of five. I'm still not reading James Patterson no matter how many decades my mom pushes him on me, though.
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Dan Schwenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09430857663521602751noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6808754396447197712.post-40595378862191473172024-03-18T09:18:00.003-05:002024-03-18T09:18:37.224-05:00The Hobbit<a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/5907.The_Hobbit" style="float: left; padding-right: 20px"><img border="0" alt="The Hobbit (The Lord of the Rings, #0)" src="https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1546071216l/5907._SX98_.jpg" /></a><a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/5907.The_Hobbit">The Hobbit</a> by <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/656983.J_R_R_Tolkien">J.R.R. Tolkien</a><br/>
My rating: <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/14890176">5 of 5 stars</a><br /><br />
When Bilbo Baggins is recruited by Gandalf to accompany 13 dwarves to reclaim a lost dwarven stronghold, he embarks on the adventure of a lifetime.<br /><br />I don't remember when the first time I read this was or if I've even read it more than once. I do know that I bought a snazzy illustrated hardcover of The Hobbit at a Borders in 2008, as it says on the intact receipt, and never read it until this weekend.<br /><br />So everyone probably knows the bare bones of the plot by now. Homebody Bilbo Baggins gets dragged into an adventure, finds a ring that turns him invisible, and gets in a whole mess of trouble. It's one of the inspirations for Dungeons & Dragons and a big swathe of the fantasy genre. I've had fond memories of it for years.<br /><br />I still dig the hell out of The Hobbit after several decades. Sure, nobody other than Bilbo has any agency and Gandalf is a deus ex machina at a couple points in the tale but it's still a fun journey with monsters, elves, giant eagles, even a dragon. I felt physically weary by the end, much like Bilbo, but part of that was I wolfed this down over the course of a day and a half. It would have been a few hours less but the in-laws stuck around longer than I thought they would.<br /><br />Tolkien was a linguist rather than a writer and it shows at times. There's some phrasing that was awkward and it takes a while for things to happen. Still, he was an imaginative guy. I wonder how much of the final battle came from his experiences in World War I, or the Great War as it was called at the time. I am not ashamed to say that I skipped all the songs, much as I did on previous readings.<br /><br />Do I still love The Hobbit? Yes. Do I love it enough to reread Lord of the Rings? Not just yet.<br /><br />
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Dan Schwenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09430857663521602751noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6808754396447197712.post-10143373336134333052024-03-06T17:26:00.002-06:002024-03-06T17:26:25.977-06:00Conquer: Fear of a Black Cat<a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/197547673-conquer" style="float: left; padding-right: 20px"><img border="0" alt="Conquer: Fear Of A Black Cat (The John Conquer Series)" src="https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1692691750l/197547673._SX98_.jpg" /></a><a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/197547673-conquer">Conquer: Fear Of A Black Cat</a> by <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/3055410.Edward_M_Erdelac">Edward M. Erdelac</a><br/>
My rating: <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/5788425816">4 of 5 stars</a><br /><br />
When John Conquer gets called to a crime scene, he's tasked with solving the grisly murder of the woman who raised him and a friend of hers. But how does that relate to his other case, tailing the daughter of Harlem's devil, King Solomon Keyes?<br /><br />I loved the first Conquer collection and the sheer size of this thing surprised me. That's what she said. Anyway, this is 500+ pages of blaxploitation plus magic from various traditions.<br /><br />This is one of those books where it's best to go in as cold as possible. Conquer's cases take him all over Harlem and the NYC area. There's some interaction with historical figures and places from the time of the tale, the hot summer of 1977. The private dick that's a hex machine with all the tricks goes up against all kinds of crazy shit.<br /><br />I'm underselling this. Conquer goes through the wringer a couple times in this. Erdelac manages to tie everything together nicely at the end. I have to admit, I didn't see how all the threads would converge at first and a lot of time was spent on things that didn't seem important until they were. Erdelac plays with some PI fiction traditions and did his homework on the various magical practices, as usual. No D&D fireballs here.<br /><br />Erdelac's writing has come along quite a bit since I first discovered the Merkabah Rider whenever that was. It feels a lot more confident now. I probably would have wolfed this down in one day if my kindle hadn't needed charging near the end. By the end, I was as spent as Conquer was.
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Dan Schwenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09430857663521602751noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6808754396447197712.post-22761139319219369972024-02-17T06:40:00.002-06:002024-02-17T06:40:11.505-06:00Business is About to Pick Up!<a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/181037655-business-is-about-to-pick-up" style="float: left; padding-right: 20px"><img border="0" alt="Business Is About to Pick Up!: 50 Years of Wrestling in 50 Unforgettable Calls" src="https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1688423506l/181037655._SX98_.jpg" /></a><a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/181037655-business-is-about-to-pick-up">Business Is About to Pick Up!: 50 Years of Wrestling in 50 Unforgettable Calls</a> by <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/15893819.Jim_Ross">Jim Ross</a><br/>
My rating: <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/6266083792">4 of 5 stars</a><br /><br />
This was a Netgalley score. Netgalley still thinks I'm cool.<br /><br />Anyway, I didn't know what to expect from this since Good Old JR already has two wrestling books out that cover 99% of his career but it wound up being my favorite of the three.<br /><br />This book celebrates Jim Ross's 50 years of wrestling by revisiting 50 points during his life, from working for Bill Watts and Leroy McGuirk in NWA Tri-State to Mid-South to the Flair vs. Steamboat trilogy to the WWF/WWE and beyond. The deeper focus on those various points make this a worthwhile read for anyone who enjoyed JR's previous books. It doesn't feel like he's treading the same ground, even though it easy could.<br /><br />My one minor quibble is that by the time it comes out, the AEW chapters will already be a year out of date since the Brawl-Out just happened and CM Punk is still with the company but with the enormous lead time in publishing, that's actually pretty current.<br /><br />4 out of 5 stars. JR probably has another book in him yet with all the juicy road stories he hasn't shared yet.
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My rating: <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/6115947796">4 of 5 stars</a><br /><br />
So I've had my eye on this for a while and saw Hit Point Press had an "imperfect" version on their website for ten bucks plus abnormally high shipping so I finally grabbed it. I haven't run a campaign in a couple decades at this point and since three of my prospective players grew up on Disney and the other is a furry, this seemed like a resource that would get some use. <br /><br />First off, some of the character races are adorable. Just check out the Strig knight on the cover! The Birdfolk and their Humblefolk neighbors don't seem overpowered compared to the standard 5e races aside from the Vulpin's charm person ability. The Mapach seems inspired by Rocket Raccoon from Guardians of the Galaxy but who the hell cares, honestly? That's probably how I'd want to play them. No complaints on the new PC races. I would have no qualms about including the races in this book in a Planescape or Spelljammer campaign to flesh out those settings.<br /><br />I like the background of the world but I'd like more detail on that. The campaign area isn't that large and a lot of the book is devoted to a series of adventures rather than fleshing out the setting a bit. Alderheart, the main city of the setting, doesn't get as much detail as I'm accustomed though not ever city needs to be detailed as much as The Rock of Bral or City of Greyhawk, I guess.<br /><br />The presentation is up to 5e standards for the most part. Some of the art is iconic. I have the imperfect version and it's pretty damn good.<br /><br />So who would most like this? I think if you're group is into stuff like The Labyrinth and The Dark Crystal, Disney's Robin Hood, Redwall, and/or Mouseguard, you'd probably get a kick out of this. Who hasn't wanted to run Sir Didymus from the Labyrinth? I think if you'd want to run a campaign just based on what's here, you'd have some work on your hands.
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My rating: <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/6069928925">4 of 5 stars</a><br /><br />
While fishing for their dinner, the Three Stooges encounter a delirious fisherman. They borrow his boat and find things man was not meant to see...<br /><br />American Mythology has been making hay with Three Stooges comics for years now but I never felt like picking one up despite being a Stooges fan in my youth. When I saw this was being released, it drew me in the same way Archie vs. Predator did.<br /><br />This is funny shit. Adam F. Goldberg and Hans Rodionoff capture the voices of the Three Stooges very well. It felt like an old Stooges short most of the time, albeit with a huge special effects budget. Diego Tapie hands the art and colors, drawing in a cartoony style that suits the comedic nature of this sanity blasting tale. Rob Jones does the lettering and is the reason I heard about this in the first place.<br /><br />So how do you stay true to both the Stooges and Cthulhu Mythos? Goldberg and Rodionoff tread the line. The Stooges are up to their usual antics but they keep Cthulhu from doing anything ridiculous. HPL is the butt of some jokes but it's all done respectfully and doesn't seem out of character from what I know of Lovecraft.<br /><br />Four out of five stars. I guess I'm buying more Three Stooges comics now.
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My rating: <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/6044119739">4 of 5 stars</a><br /><br />
Ohhhh yeah! This is the biography of one of the best wrestlers of all time and that wrestler is the Macho Man Randy Savage, dig it!<br /><br />I hated Randy Savage with a passion as a kid for what he did to Ricky Steamboat leading up to their showdown at Wrestlemania III. I eventually softened and enjoyed his matches, even though he seemed genuinely crazy a lot of the time. When the ARC of this became available, I jumped on it.<br /><br />This was pretty bad ass, even though it failed my usual wrestling book test by taking 20% to get to the wrestling bits. With Macho Man, I had to make an exception because Macho Man's obsession with baseball and his insane dedication to be a pro adds a lot to the rest of the tale.<br /><br />Finkel covers Savage's life and career from beginning to end. He goes pretty deep into the pre-WWF stuff, which is what I was most interested in. The book feels a little lopsided, though. I think I was around 60% at Wrestlemania III with 15 or so years left to cover. WCW is given a brief account and the aborted TNA run isn't even mentioned. The rest of the book is excellent, though. Very thorough. There's a lot of stuff I've never heard before, like Savage making Jake Roberts take the bite from the cobra first and a lot of the ICW and Memphis stuff was new to me.<br /><br />This is an ARC so I wasn't too harsh but I noticed a couple errors. The championship Angelo Poffo beat Wilbur Snyder for was the NWA United States Championship, not the NWA Championship. Also, Tito Santana's finisher was the Flying Burrito, not the Flying Jalapeno. There was also a sentence in the Ric Flair angle that 'Ric' was used instead of 'Randy' talking about baseball.<br /><br />Errors and not going into Savage's later career as much as I would like, this was a fantastic wrestling book. 4.5 out of 5 stars. So Snap into it!
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Dan Schwenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09430857663521602751noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6808754396447197712.post-28949544501253235122023-10-20T09:05:00.000-05:002023-10-20T09:05:13.159-05:00Planescape: Adventures in the Multiverse<a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/192779016-planescape" style="float: left; padding-right: 20px"><img border="0" alt="Planescape: Adventures in the Multiverse (D&D Campaign Collection - Adventure, Setting Book, Bestiary + DM Screen) (Dungeons & Dragons)" src="https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1690234415l/192779016._SX98_.jpg" /></a><a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/192779016-planescape">Planescape: Adventures in the Multiverse (D&D Campaign Collection - Adventure, Setting Book, Bestiary + DM Screen)</a> by <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/23258464.RPG_Team_Wizards">RPG Team Wizards</a><br/>
My rating: <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/5919991686">4 of 5 stars</a><br /><br />
This is the classic D&D setting, Planescape, translated and reimagined for the fifth edition of D&D. I said 'reimagined' but never read. It just resets things to baseline and brings things in line with the 5e characters and creatures without fundamentally changing the setting. The factions are back as they were in the original box set, portals are the same, the overall philosophy of the setting is present, and Sigil and the Lady of Pain are much as they used to be.<br /><br />This isn't the kind of thing you read from cover to cover so I'm slowly digesting it over the next few days. It's impossible to encompass all the 2e Planescape material in three slim books but this does a good job as a starter set. Hopefully there's an incoming book of planar locations and more player options but I'm not holding my breath. There are copious references to the 5e DMG, which makes sense since it's way planes heavier than early editions.<br /><br />The books are well organized. The first details Sigil, the Gate Towns, Factions, and presents a couple new player backgrounds and some new feats. There was no bariaur as a PC race option but I don't know how popular they are/were. Also, I'm mostly reading this as a nerd and not someone who is going to play any time soon.<br /><br />The second book is the usual monster manual. New creatures and some resurrected ones are present, along with stat blocks for things such as Githerzerai Futurist and other elevated forms of familiar creatures.<br /><br />The third book is an adventure that starts in the Mortuary ala Planescape: Torment with the characters having little to no memory of their former existence. I only read the setup in the event I might actually get to play this some day. <br /><br />There's also a DM screen and some maps included in this slipcase. The maps are of Sigil and the Outlands. The screen has the usual screen stuff.<br /><br />As I said, I haven't fully absorbed the material just yet but I already like it better than last year's Spelljammer release. The setting is as I remember it and not a vaguely similar product with the same name like Spelljammer. Not to shit on Spelljammer, one of my favorite settings of all time.<br /><br />Age apparently hasn't brought all that much additional wisdom for me re: Planescape, though. It seems a little overwhelming to conceive a campaign that maintains the flavor of the setting as opposed to more standard settings like Greyhawk and Forgotten Realms. Oh well, I'll figure that out when the time comes.
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Dan Schwenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09430857663521602751noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6808754396447197712.post-77513237723466816512023-06-06T14:33:00.003-05:002023-06-06T14:33:34.762-05:00High Cotton<a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/102131.High_Cotton" style="float: left; padding-right: 20px"><img border="0" alt="High Cotton: Selected Stories of Joe R. Lansdale" src="https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1389232218l/102131._SX98_.jpg" /></a><a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/102131.High_Cotton">High Cotton: Selected Stories of Joe R. Lansdale</a> by <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/58971.Joe_R_Lansdale">Joe R. Lansdale</a><br/>
My rating: <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/14801213">5 of 5 stars</a><br /><br />
I first read this in that quasi-mythical time before Goodreads. In fact, I thought I'd lost it but my brother found it when he was cleaning out the trunk of his car a few years ago. I'm waiting on the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen book I'm missing so it seemed like a good time to give it a whirl. Thanks to the magic of getting older and forgetting a lot of stuff, it was like a mostly new reading experience.<br /><br />I was 23 when this came out and it was early in my Lansdale fandom. Now I'm pushing 46 and I've read over 50 Lansdale books. Half a life later, this is still a kick ass short story collection. It shows off Lansdale's versatility. There are funny stories, horror stories, crime stories, sf stories, and just plain fucked tales.<br /><br />I've been on Goodreads for 15 years and still don't know how to competently review a short story collection. Mr. Weed Eater, the tale of a blind man plaguing a good Samaritan, is still one of my favorites. Trains Not Taken, an alternate history tale where Wild Bill Hickok is just a clerk, hit a lot harder than it did back in the day. Other stories, like The Night They Missed the Horror Show and An Incident On and Off a Mountain Road, are just as kick ass as they were back when I could barely grow decent facial hair. <br /><br />I wouldn't say there's a dud in the bunch. There's a plethora of n-words scattered throughout, something that might turn off some readers but that's how the caliber of people Lansdale frequently writes about talk.<br /><br />High Cotton is a short story collection that packs a wide variety of punches. Five out of five stars.
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Dan Schwenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09430857663521602751noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6808754396447197712.post-54360766270065136402023-04-19T18:45:00.001-05:002023-04-19T18:45:12.424-05:00The Autobiography of Matthew Scudder<a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/123263146-the-autobiography-of-matthew-scudder" style="float: left; padding-right: 20px"><img border="0" alt="The Autobiography of Matthew Scudder" src="https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1679087348l/123263146._SX98_.jpg" /></a><a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/123263146-the-autobiography-of-matthew-scudder">The Autobiography of Matthew Scudder</a> by <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/17613.Lawrence_Block">Lawrence Block</a><br/>
My rating: <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/5492055993">4 of 5 stars</a><br /><br />
Lawrence Block's recovering alcoholic detective Matthew Scudder sits down to pen his autobiography...<br /><br />I unexpectedly got this ARC in the mail from Lawrence Block's camp. When you get an ARC from your favorite living crime writer (or one of his guys), you drop what you're doing and get down to business.<br /><br />The Autobiography of Matthew Scudder really feels like Scudder writing a series of journal entries about his life, from his birth to a brother who died in infancy that may or may not have impacted him, to eventually becoming a cop and later the whiskey drinking detective we first met in The Sins of the Fathers.<br /><br />Essentially, it's more background to a well loved character that doesn't cut the legs out from anything we already know about him in any substantial way. There are no "Everything you know is wrong!" revelations. Block's style is as it ever was, as smooth as good whiskey. The account of his past fleshes out his past a bit, more details about Estrella Rivera, Elaine, and Danny Boy Bell, for instance. We learn more about his time as a cop and even some of his pre-police activities like taking up boxing and thinking of becoming a plumber before he decided to become a cop.<br /><br />There's a line Matt uses about meeting friends and wondering if he'll ever see them again. That's what this book feels like, probably the last Matthew Scudder book and maybe even Lawrence Block's last one. Is the Autobiography of Matthew Scudder essential? Probably not. Will Matthew Scudder fans want to read it? Absolutely. My only gripe is that like a bottle of good whiskey, I wish it had lasted a bit longer. 4.5 out of 5.
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My rating: <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/5459951522">5 of 5 stars</a><br /><br />
This is a biography of Tod Gordon, the money man and brain behind Extreme Championship Wrestling.<br /><br />I snapped this up when I saw it on Netgalley. Tod Gordon, the father of ECW? How could I pass this up?<br /><br />This is the best wrestling book I've read in a long time. The Gordster doesn't waste any time and makes with the wrestling in short order. Tri-State Wrestling Alliance dies and Tod Gordon's Eastern Championship wrestling fill the void, eventually becoming the Extreme Championship Wrestling some of us knew and loved back in the day.<br /><br />Tod doesn't really go out of the way to put himself over. He's a funny guy and obviously smart but doesn't sugar coat the decisions that came back to haunt him later. He's also open about the sex and rampant drug use behind the curtain in ECW.<br /><br />I've probably read 50 or more wrestling books at this point and watched a shitload of documentaries but El Gordo reveals tons of stuff I never knew; the good, the bad, and the extremely fucked up. I don't want to spoil too much but Paul Heyman isn't the Sainted Father of ECW a lot of people make him out to bed.<br /><br />Crazy shit aside, the Gordonator also makes the nuts and bolts of the wrestling business interesting. Not as interesting as the sex and drugs but it's really cool that guys like Terry Funk and Kevin Sullivan lent a hand when they could. <br /><br />That's about all I've got to say, I guess. I'll refrain from saying Tod is God hits like Sabu on a table but imagine that I did. Five out of five stars.
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My rating: <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/5400276634">4 of 5 stars</a><br /><br />
When Tommy's life begins unraveling the summer before junior high, the Create A Character contest for <s>He-Man and the Masters of the Universe</s>, sorry, Order of Cosmic Champions is all that's keeping him going. When he doesn't win the contest, something else grips his attention...<br /><br />I've already forgotten how I learned about this book but it sounded interest. '80s nostalgia, coming of age tale, etc. I had the issue of He-Man magazine as a kid with the create a character contest in it. Oddly enough, the winner, Fearless Photog, wasn't actually made into 2012, something a twitter peep filled me in on.<br /><br />Anyway, this was a fun coming of age tale with some grim beginnings. Tommy's parents' marriage is on the rocks, his best friend has turned his back on him and joined up with a bulling shithead, and, damn it, that Create a Character contest is his one glimmer of hope.<br /><br />SPOILER ALERT - Tommy goes on an odyssey across multiple states with only Fierce Phantos as his companion as he goes up against Skullagar and his minions on his journey to find the contest winner and ask him to pull some strings and get Tommy's Mechani-Ghoul character made into an action figure.<br /><br />First, I'll get my gripe out of the way. This is a Young Adult book written in the last couple years. It's also got a pretty good helping of 1980s nostalgia in it so who's the audience supposed to be? That's pretty much my only gripe.<br /><br />I found Tommy all too believable as a nerd who was betrayed by friends for more popular ones as a kid. As a father, I was mortified at how little Tommy's parents were paying attention to him. Sure, their marriage was falling apart but they still had a kid to take care of.<br /><br />The quest aspect was believably done. Tommy's friendship with Fierce Phantos was well done and left up to interpretation for the most part, although what was Carlos looking at and what's with the REDACTED Tommy picked up at the end? I also liked that Tommy's quest did him good but didn't completely fix everything. Still, the ending was very satisfying.<br /><br />I wonder if any effort to secure the Masters of the Universe license was made for this. It was a little odd that they referenced TV, comics, and movies from the '80s but He-Man and the Masters of the Universe became Masculon and the Order of Cosmic Champions. Whatever. Everyone knew what they were talking about.<br /><br />Four out of five stars.
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Dan Schwenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09430857663521602751noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6808754396447197712.post-6185427817810271612023-02-28T15:58:00.003-06:002023-02-28T15:58:49.959-06:00God is Disappointed in You<a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/17689005-god-is-disappointed-in-you" style="float: left; padding-right: 20px"><img border="0" alt="God Is Disappointed in You" src="https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1375480004l/17689005._SY160_.jpg" /></a><a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/17689005-god-is-disappointed-in-you">God Is Disappointed in You</a> by <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/7163477.Mark_Russell">Mark Russell</a><br/>
My rating: <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/4814639412">5 of 5 stars</a><br /><br />
To set the stage, I went to Catholic school for grades 1-12 and I haven't been to church much in the last 10-15 years other than weddings and funerals. Mark Russell is my favorite comic writer these days so I was surprised he wrote a book about the bible and naturally had to pick it up.<br /><br />The back cover describes it as irreverent yet faithful. From what I remember from daily churchings and twelve years of religion class, I'd say it is. It's also extremely accessible and doesn't read like it was written in another language thousands of years ago.<br /><br />Russell, aided and abetted by Shannon Wheeler's New Yorker style art, turns each book in the bible into a hilarious 2-6 page summary, peppered with humor but keeping the central message. Kind of like a Drunk History version of the bible. It was extremely entertaining and while irreverent, didn't feel like it was shitting on the source material. <br /><br />Five out of five stars. I'm glad I have Apocrypha Now on deck.
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Dan Schwenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09430857663521602751noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6808754396447197712.post-63921488118047733832023-02-11T17:03:00.001-06:002023-02-11T17:03:02.155-06:00The Turnout<a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/55573785-the-turnout" style="float: left; padding-right: 20px"><img border="0" alt="The Turnout" src="https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1606063004l/55573785._SX98_.jpg" /></a><a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/55573785-the-turnout">The Turnout</a> by <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/29593.Megan_Abbott">Megan Abbott</a><br/>
My rating: <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/5183685493">5 of 5 stars</a><br /><br />
When their ballet studio catches fire one night, Dara, Marie, and Charlie invite a contractor into their lives but he's clearly after more than just another job...<br /><br />I've been out of the novel loop for a few years but I took advantage of a 2.99 sale on this a while back and I finally had time to read it. <br /><br />Like I've said before, I enjoy all of Megan Abbott's books but the ones that hit the hardest are the ones about the secret lives of women. This one, about the dark underside of ballet, is firmly in that vein.<br /> <br />Dara and Marie are intensely close sisters, former ballet stars who trained under their ballerina mother. Charlie, Dara's husband, is a now broken down ballet dancer their mother took in when they were all teens. When a contractor threatens the close bond between the three, the train to hell leaves the station.<br /><br />Even more than most of Megan Abbott's books, The Turnout almost feels like a Jim Thompson book. The inevitable trainwreck is coming and you have to grab on to something and hope you survive the crash and the aftermath. And what an aftermath it is!<br /><br />I didn't understand teenage girls when I was a teenager and now I'm kind of terrified of them. The Megster shows us the horrible lives ballet dancers lead, from eating cotton balls soaked in ranch dressing instead of actual food to keep their weight down to hiding razor blades in each others' shoes. It was apparent that Dara, Marie, and Charlie were keeping some dark secrets from the beginning but I didn't think they'd bubble up the way they did.<br /><br />That's about all I want to say. Five out of five stars.
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My rating: <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/5330748945">4 of 5 stars</a><br /><br />
When newly pregnant Jacy and her husband Jed visit Jed's father on Michigan's north penninsula, When her father-in-law starts saying and doing odd things, is it pregnancy hormones or something more sinister?<br /><br />I've largely fallen out of reviewing actual books since my son was born in 2019. Now that he doesn't require total attention all the time, I requested this from Netgalley and they approved. Netgalley still thinks I'm somebody, I guess.<br /><br />I wasn't sold at first. It seemed unsettling and I was horrified to think Jacy would end up banging her father-in-law. Spoilers, she doesn't. The craziness comes in baby steps so things sneak up on your. Reading this on the heels of Lock Every Door, Megan Abbott succeeds with the psychologic suspense where the other book failed. It helps when the characters have some personality and seem pretty fleshed out.<br /><br />Like I said, I wasn't thrilled with it at first but when I started sensing the wheels would come off at any moment, it was very hard to put down. Four out of five stars.
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Dan Schwenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09430857663521602751noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6808754396447197712.post-6197039400801982242023-02-07T17:01:00.003-06:002023-02-07T17:01:32.900-06:00Lock Every Door<a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/41837243-lock-every-door" style="float: left; padding-right: 20px"><img border="0" alt="Lock Every Door" src="https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1540938359l/41837243._SX98_.jpg" /></a><a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/41837243-lock-every-door">Lock Every Door</a> by <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/15263414.Riley_Sager">Riley Sager</a><br/>
My rating: <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/3100627067">2 of 5 stars</a><br /><br />
When Jules is down on her luck, she scores the opportunity of a lifetime - occupying an empty NYC apartment overlooking Central Park for three months in exchange for 12 grand? What's the catch? And what happened to the previous tenant?<br /><br />According to the piece of paper inside that I used for a bookmark, my mom got me this in Christmas 2019. Time flies when you have an autistic toddler and the world is ravaged by disease, I guess.<br /><br />Okay, I didn't think there was anything wrong with this but I didn't exactly like it either. Sure, it was engaging enough at times. Free apartment, lots of strict rules, sinister goings on, etc.<br /><br />The first of my problems was with Jules. She's a cypher with no real personality and nothing memorable about her except her dead parents and probably dead sister and a book she was obsessed with as a kid. On the heels of reading two Roxane Weary mysteries, I needed something more that Jules was giving me.<br /><br />It was an average thriller for the most part, although the glimpses of the future built up the suspense a bit. Jules does something incredibly stupid near the end which made my eyes nearly roll out of my head. I detest when people do stupid things because the plot requires it.<br /><br />Unremarkable, underwhelming, unimpressed. I think that covers it. Two stars. This one's definitely going into the half price books box.
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My rating: <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/4409804095">4 of 5 stars</a><br /><br />
When Roxane has a chance encounter with a hiker who winds up dead shortly after, she gets hired by the deceased woman's daughter to look into her mother's death and uncovers a lot more than that...<br /><br />As I said in my last review, I'm chewing through the backlog of books I've accumulated in the last few years now that I have some extra time on my hands. I wish I would have tackled this one immediately because it was pretty damn good.<br /><br />In this volume in the ongoing saga of Roxane Weary, she gets entangled with a runaway kid, an evangelical group, and finds out she has a half sister. Some other stuff happens too.<br /><br />The Roxane Weary books are good mysteries but the main attraction for me now are the characters. Roxane and her two bothers, Tom, Shelby, and probably Blair in the next book even though she hasn't stepped on stage yet. Roxane is a tough lady with problems but that's what makes her so interesting. More importantly, her relationships are in a constant state of flux, something that doesn't always happen in a mystery series. There's no perfect love for Susan Silverman here.<br /><br />Well, two Roxane Weary books in two days. I'll find some way to amuse myself until the next one comes out, hopefully soonish.
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Dan Schwenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09430857663521602751noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6808754396447197712.post-25474344061295376332023-02-05T07:11:00.003-06:002023-02-05T07:11:55.115-06:00The Stories You Tell<a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/41150436-the-stories-you-tell" style="float: left; padding-right: 20px"><img border="0" alt="The Stories You Tell (Roxane Weary, #3)" src="https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1546011286l/41150436._SX98_.jpg" /></a><a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/41150436-the-stories-you-tell">The Stories You Tell</a> by <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/15613182.Kristen_Lepionka">Kristen Lepionka</a><br/>
My rating: <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/2673402485">4 of 5 stars</a><br /><br />
When her brother calls her in the middle of the night, Roxane Weary is thrust into a web of mysteries involving a missing girl, a hookup phone app, and lots of people lying about various things.<br /><br />So a few years ago, my reading time partially dried up and I mostly started reading comics and other things I didn't pay a lot of attention to. Now that my son is older and I don't lose two hours of my life to the commute, I can read actual books again.<br /><br />Enough about me, though. This is the third Roxane Weary book and it's some good shit. Kristen Lepionka writes a good gritty mystery. I wouldn't exactly call it noir but it's darker than the average mystery. Lepionka has definitely read her Chandler, though.<br /><br />The mystery isn't really a solvable one, although there are some pretty big hints out there. A one time hookup shows up at Roxane's brother's place and he's quickly in the soup. Roxane pokes around, uncovers a lot of unsavory things, and eventually things are set as right as they're going to get.<br /><br />Roxane is a great lead character, flawed as hell but still determined. Her relationships with the other characters make this a cut above a lot of books of this type. From her toxic relationship with her girlfriend Catherine to whatever her feelings for Tom, her father's former partner are, to her somewhat motherly role with her teenage neighbors.<br /><br />I don't know what else to say without giving away too much. There's a lot of catfishing in this so be careful who you're talking to online would be the core lesson of this, if there is one.<br /><br />Four out of five stars. I'm going to blaze through the second one today pending unforeseen interruptions.
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Dan Schwenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09430857663521602751noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6808754396447197712.post-53232419130881775782023-01-14T06:46:00.003-06:002023-01-14T06:46:46.120-06:00John Severin: Two-Fisted Comic Book Artist<a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/60679612-john-severin" style="float: left; padding-right: 20px"><img border="0" alt="John Severin: Two-Fisted Comic Book Artist" src="https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1648066552l/60679612._SX98_.jpg" /></a><a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/60679612-john-severin">John Severin: Two-Fisted Comic Book Artist</a> by <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/22317051.Greg_Biga">Greg Biga</a><br/>
My rating: <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/5245286407">4 of 5 stars</a><br /><br />
As the title indicates, this is a chronicle of Jovial John Severin: birth, death, and everything in between.<br /><br />Like a lot of guys my age, I first stumbled on John Severin in Cracked. It wasn't until decades later that I saw his EC stuff and learned of his vast output over the years. Anyway, the book starts with John Severin's birth and is loaded with photos and art, from John's early stuff printed in Hobo Times all the way to his final professional jobs in his 80s. <br /><br />Every time I run across some Severin work I haven't seen before, my esteem for the man grows. After reading this, I have Severin esteem leaking out of every orifice. The war comics, the westerns, Kull, Cracked, the man could draw anything and seemed like a good guy to boot.<br /><br />My favorite piece of art in this is probably the restored American Eagle stuff but it's all great work. I might have to break down soon and get that Blazing Combat hardcover since Severin has a few stories in it. <br /><br />I'm not sure what else to say. The name on the cover is John Severin and that's what you're getting. Four out of five stars.
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Dan Schwenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09430857663521602751noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6808754396447197712.post-84960425268571249912023-01-13T16:48:00.003-06:002023-01-13T16:48:20.339-06:00The Woman Who Would Be King: The MADUSA Story<a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/64993353-the-woman-who-would-be-king" style="float: left; padding-right: 20px"><img border="0" alt="The Woman Who Would Be King: The MADUSA Story" src="https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1670616417l/64993353._SX98_.jpg" /></a><a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/64993353-the-woman-who-would-be-king">The Woman Who Would Be King: The MADUSA Story</a> by <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/23144812.Debrah_Miceli">Debrah Miceli</a><br/>
My rating: <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/5255034794">4 of 5 stars</a><br /><br />
I was never that into women's wrestling back in the day but Madusa always seemed legit. I don't usually take on ARCS anymore but ECW Press hit me up and I couldn't refuse.<br /><br />There's a lot of dark stuff in this. Madusa grew up in a rough home with an unaffectionate mother, raped by her alleged father at a young age, and was in trouble a lot as a teen. Her life turns around for the most part when she gets involved in wrestling, first with Ed Sharkey, then the AWA, then Japan, WCW, and finally the WWF. Things weren't always great there either.<br /><br />The last big Madusa moment I remember was when she threw the WWF Women's title in the trash on Nitro. The WWF acted like a victim but they already told her they weren't renewing her contract and scrapping the entire women's division at the time so it's not like she had a lot of options.<br /><br />From there, Madusa finishes up in WCW and becomes a monster truck driver for over twenty years. She was married a couple times, had some medical issues, and finally got inducted into the WWE hall of fame.<br /><br />BUT WAIT! There's more. Madusa eventually learned the identity of her real father. He'd passed years earlier but she now has half-siblings she never realized existed! So there's a happy ending.<br /><br />Madusa doesn't really pull any punches but doesn't go out of her way to get sued either. I feel like she could probably fill another book with a look of shady shit that went down with the Kliq. The stuff she does reveal was dark enough, like Eddie Gilbert being on pills constantly and the Kliq shitting in her bag to teach her a lesson.<br /><br />I didn't realize how long Madusa was driving monster trucks. Time flies once you're in the steady job grind, I guess. The monster truck stuff was weirdly interesting to me. The Japan stuff was probably the most interesting to me. Like I said earlier, I wasn't that into women's wrestling but I'd like to track down some of her Japanese stuff. She seems like a bad ass.<br /><br />Four out of five stars.<br /><br />
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Dan Schwenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09430857663521602751noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6808754396447197712.post-47792820456373260832023-01-12T17:03:00.003-06:002023-01-12T17:03:33.568-06:00The Charlton Companion<a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/61285647-the-charlton-companion" style="float: left; padding-right: 20px"><img border="0" alt="The Charlton Companion" src="https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1655168788l/61285647._SX98_.jpg" /></a><a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/61285647-the-charlton-companion">The Charlton Companion</a> by <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/114105.Jon_B_Cooke">Jon B. Cooke</a><br/>
My rating: <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/5245285347">5 of 5 stars</a><br /><br />
I've long been fascinated by Charlton Comics, the second tier comic company that finally went under not long after I really got into reading comics. This book contains everything you want to know about the operation and then some. There are tons of cover shots but more interesting are all the quotes from people who worked there.<br /><br />From the founder's prison stint and probable mob connections to paying the lowest page rate possible, I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did. I can't imagine running my own printing operation and shooting for putting out as much passable material as possible instead of a handful of quality titles but I'm not in the printing business either.<br /><br />On the other hand, the creative freedom compared to Marvel or DC had to be a big attraction. Still, Santangelo seems like the shifted prick this side of J. Jonah Jameson. Imagine having flood insurance on your building, collecting on it, and still cutting your employee's page rates IN HALF to compensate for damages. Dick Giordano's assertion that Charlton was more interested in saving five dollars than making five dollars pretty much sums up the Charlton philosophy.<br /><br />A lot of pros cut their teeth at Charlton, like Steve Ditko and Denny O'Neil, so they had some value. On the other hand, imagine cluttering up your printing area so much with old engraving plates that no one could get past them while you're waiting for scrap metal prices to go up?<br /><br />I've strayed far from whatever point it was I was trying to make. This is a great look at a shitty operation that somehow remained open for decades and spawned a lot of great talent. Five out of five stars.
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