My rating: 1 of 5 stars
"Here it is, the support group for people who hate fictional characters."
I walk in, sit down, and patiently wait my turn.
This is your first time here, right? Why don't you stand up and introduce yourself.
"Hi I'm Terence and I hate a fictional character."
Hi Terence the group says in unison.
"Hi, so the fictional character I hate is Superman."
Gasps, shocked faces, and the rustling sound of people sucking air sharply through their teeth is all I hear.
"Oh come on I can't be the only one. I mean yes you feel for old Kal-El when his parents send him away to save his life as a baby, but after that it's all downhill with Mr. Perfect."
The group stands up and file out of the room as though I said the place was rigged to blow.
"I mean come on, his disguise is glasses and a slumped posture. For all the technology available in the comics, facial recognition software apparently isn't one of them."
Superman: Birthright was touted to me as the best of the best Superman comics. Unfortunately I am predisposed to
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