THE COLD DISH
reviewed by carol
4 out of 5 stars
I knew in the first four pages that I was going to enjoy this book.
It begins with Sheriff Walt Longmire of
Absaroka County, Wyoming, sitting in his office, watching the geese fly
south. Ruby, dispatcher/receptionist, interrupts his musings to tell him
he has a call from Bob Barnes, who wants to report a dead body he
discovered when he and his son went to collect their sheep.
“She leaned against the doorjamb and went to shorthand, ‘Bob Barnes, dead body, line one.’
I looked at the blinking red light on my desk and wondered vaguely if there was a way I could get out of this.
‘Did he sound drunk?’
‘I am not aware that I’ve ever heard him sound sober….‘
‘Hey Bob. What’s up?’
‘Hey, Walt. You ain’t gonna believe this
shit…’ He didn’t sound particularly drunk, but Bob’s a professional, so
you never can tell.“
He takes the report from Bob, verifies
the information on the phone with Billy, Bob’s equally drunk son, and
just as he’s about to hang up,
“‘Yes sir… Hey, Shuuriff?’ I waited. ‘Dad says for you to bring beer, we’re almost out.’“
Walt tells Ruby “that
if anybody else called about dead bodies, we had already filled the
quota for a Friday and they should call back next week,” and
heads to his car. He swings by the drive-through liquor store, and on
his way out of town, passes by one of his deputies who is seriously
irritated with traffic detail and delegates the job to her instead.
This is no ordinary sheriff, and this is
no ordinary gunslinger book. Sheriff Walt has lived a hard fifty years,
most of it in the immediate area, unless you count college in California and those
years in Vietnam. His best friend is another Vietnam vet, a local
Cheyenne Indian, Henry Standing Bear. Walt’s voice is dry, humorous,
self-depreciating, and more than a little depressed. He’s also more
than a little obsessed with the rape of a Cheyenne girl, a case that has
been bothering him for the last three years. Unlike the typical
detective haunted by an unsolved case, Walt caught the guilty parties,
but justice wasn’t handed out for a variety of social and political
reasons. When the body Bob finds turns out to be one of the lead
defendants, Walt suspects someone is out for revenge, possibly even
Like many mystery investigators, Walt is
emotionally wounded, carrying grief from his wife’s death three years
earlier. Henry has had enough and believes its time to encourage–or
kick–Walt out of his rut, and Walt finds personal motivation when a
beautiful local woman, Vonnie, flirts with him. As much as it is a story
about a murder, it is also a story about Walt and his friendship with
Henry, as well as small town dynamics and the complex relationships that
hold people together.
The characters feel human, and even
brief appearances feel nicely developed. I enjoyed the acidic,
opinionated Ruby, Walt’s two deputies, Vic and Turk, each going through
their own challenges. The idiotic over-confident twins were enough to
make Walt and me long to shoot them. The lingering sadness of the
Cheyenne girl’s father, Lonnie, and his admittance of human frailty
along with his laughable speech patterns made him one of the more moving
characters. The prior sheriff, Lucian, comes out of retirement from
assisted living to give Walt a hand, and while he adds some politically
incorrect spice, he’s somewhat redeemed through his honesty and honor. I
also appreciate that women appear in many different roles in this book,
as friends, fellow professionals, love interests. It’s a nice change
from the mysteries where women show up only as victim/love interest.
There’s nice moments of humor threaded
through this book. Most of it comes from Walt’s dry law enforcement
humor, the kind that is meant to keep the devils at bay more than mock
others. He reflects at the death scene, where the dead body has been
lying, examined and nibbled by a flock of sheep,
verily, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will
live forever. If I don’t, I sure as hell won’t become an unattended
death in the state of Wyoming with sheep shit all over me.”
Then there’s Al, providing some much-needed comic relief for the reader–and for Walt–at a particularly tense moment:
“There was a halfhearted attempt at a
Tiki theme with native paintings of naked women and carved wooden
sculptures as decoration. The most amazing stacks of magazines and
catalogs towered against the walls; National Geographic and American Rifleman made up the visible majority. It was like being in the dead letter office on Fiji.”“
Writing is pleasantly sophisticated for
the genre, and nice mix of dialogue and description. While Walt and
Henry may make Lone Range references, they also reference Steinbeck,
Shakespeare and even throw in a little French. For those who enjoy it,
there’s also a fair bit of local history mixed in, particularly relating
to General Custer and the Sharps gun. Most of the violence occurs
off-scene, and is not particularly gory. Thriller elements come late in
the story. There’s some semi-mystical elements that I found interesting,
creating a strange parallel to my most recent read, Harbinger of the Storm,
about a priest and his search for killers, both corporeal and
supernatural. It cemented my feeling that this case was about Walt more
than Melisaa; his need for resolution, his need to move on; his need for
trustworthy friends. The spiritualism added moments of moving imagery
to an already emotionally complex book.
I’m looking forward to checking out the next book and seeing where Walt is headed.
cross posted at my blog: http://clsiewert.wordpress.com/2014/09/06/the-cold-dish-by-craig-johnson/
Friday, September 12, 2014
Reviewed by Nancy
4 out of 5 stars
From first-time novelist Jordan Sonnenblick, a brave and beautiful story that will make readers laugh and break their hearts at the same time.
Thirteen-year-old Steven has a totally normal life: he plays drums in the All-Star Jazz band, has a crush on the hottest girl in the school, and is constantly annoyed by his five-year-old brother, Jeffrey. But when Jeffrey is diagnosed with leukemia, Steven's world is turned upside down. He is forced to deal with his brother's illness and his parents' attempts to keep the family in one piece. Salted with humor and peppered with devastating realities, DRUMS, GIRLS, AND DANGEROUS PIE is a heartwarming journey through a year in the life of a family in crisis.
The Drums are what 13-year-old Steven plays in the marching band and jazz group in school and are the only thing that makes him feel good when his life starts to unravel.
The Girls are Renee Albert, the hot cheerleader and neighbor who Steven wishes would notice he was alive, and Annette Watson, a pianist and friend of Steven’s who occasionally watches his younger brother Jeffrey on weekends.
Dangerous Pie is
lovingly made by 5-year-old Jeffrey, using a deep pot and Steven’s special autographed drumsticks to stir the batter, which is “a zesty blend of coffee grounds, raw eggs and their smashed shells, Coke, uncooked bacon, and three Matchbox racing cars.”
Steven is a very typical 13-year-old boy. His younger brother is a little terror, his parents are annoying, he hates math, and he has a crush on the hottest girl in school. When Jeffrey has a nosebleed that doesn’t want to stop, Steven’s life is suddenly turned upside down when he learns his little brother has leukemia. Now it’s all about Jeffrey and Steven seems to have been forgotten. He must handle the situation the best way he can. Thanks to help from his teachers, his friends, and his family he copes, he changes, and his pesky little brother isn’t so annoying any more.
I was a little hesitant about listening to this story, thinking it would be way too depressing and sentimental. It was actually the perfect story to listen to on the long drive to my mom’s house. It made me laugh and made me cry, a perfect balance of humor and drama. Joel Johnstone did an outstanding job narrating, making each of the characters’ voices distinctive and engaging. I was especially impressed with the female characters. Some male narrators seem to try too hard getting women’s voices just right, that they fail completely. Even little Jeffrey’s voice made me smile.
The characters were all very believable and easy to relate to. While some situations were a little predictable, Steven kept me thoroughly entertained as he talked about his life in school, his friends, his brother’s illness, his parents, and the physical, emotional, and financial hardships associated with cancer.
It’s funny and moving, and you don’t have to be a kid to enjoy it.