Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Strange Ways by Bryan Smith

Strange WaysStrange Ways by Bryan Smith
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

Bryan Smith fills a bit of a void for me, well written horror with a sprinkling of sex that doesn't require massive amounts of concentration, good fun basically.

Strange Ways is typically formulaic for Bryan Smith, the plot felt like I'd read it before after the first ten pages and stories about witches are pretty high on my must avoid at all costs list. These three witches are stunningly attractive, they've been alive for a long time using magic to remain youthful and they are powerful, big fucking yawn.

As soon as they arrived on the scene and there's three of them, I was immediately thinking of Go Kill Crazy and there's even a cross as Echo the tattooed stripper makes an appearance.

The White family are pretty rich, the kids spoilt to death, Alan at work with a prostitute while wife Marjorie is spying on the new arrivals for her brunch network. Three luxury cars arrive, one after the other and out step three woman, stunning, stunning and more stunning, the only difference being the colour of their long, lush, and glossy locks.

Marjorie is captivated and soon beholden to the witches, daughter Paige has seduced her teacher and is in the process of bribing him to kill her parents. Paige is the one shining light in this story, how can someone so young be so deliciously evil, well she manages it and with brass knobs on.

Meanwhile here we are at the witches abode casting a spell.

'The physical release she felt as the gathered energy exploded from her body was a sensation akin to a thousand orgasms experienced simultaneously.'

For fucks sake a thousand orgasms at the same time, will that be as much pleasure as pulling into a parking spot and realising the one immediately in front is free enabling a drive straight out experience, yeah must be.

I was more than a little disappointed with Strange Ways, the Bryan Smith magic was lacking, the whole affair was a bit predictable and there was the hint of a familiar pattern there.

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Seed by Ania Ahlborn

SeedSeed by Ania Ahlborn
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Seed by Ania Ahlborn has been patiently sitting on my kindle waiting to be remembered until recently I came across the audiobook and at just over 6 hours immediately thought, yep that’s easily doable in a day, perfect.

Seed is an almost perfect slow building horror, it plans and executes a clinical attack on your emotions as the screw gradually turns and the tension ratchets to unbearable levels. It all starts with a car crash, as the protagonist and driver of the car Jack, sees something at the side of the road, something rooted deeply in the terror of his childhood.

Things deteriorate from that moment on, youngest daughter Charlie takes on the child from hell persona of Damianesque proportion and this family is about to suffer nightmares that grip the reader as tightly as the most terrifying homicidal maniacs bear hug.

'She knew there was only one way to get rid of the prickle that had burrowed into her heart: get up, stand over her sister again. Stand over her and wait until she stopped breathing.'

Seed was Ania Ahlborn’s debut novel and it really is a tremendous piece of work, it's not long, the author seriously doesn't beat about the bush and over describe, and I was heavily invested in the story, the characters and this family's plight. So you couldn't really ask for anything else and I'll certainly be reading more from Ania Ahlborn.

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The Hammer and the Blade

The Hammer and the Blade (Egil and Nix #1)The Hammer and the Blade by Paul S. Kemp
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

Egil and Nix, after slaying a demon during a routine tomb-plundering, are pulled into the machinations of a sorcerer whose family has made a pact with the same clan the demon was a part of. Also, they buy a bar.

The Hammer and the Blade seems to be an homage to those Fahfrd and the Gray Mouser tales I love so much, a buddy swords and sorcery tale. The two bicker and exchange witty dialogue while plundering tombs and running afoul of sorcerers and demons and things. It's a lot of fun at times.

However, since I read this shortly after reading a few Fahfrd and the Gray Mouser short stories, I'm reminded of McDonald's. The Egg McMuffin, much like Fahfrd and the Gray Mouser, is wonderful in small doses. However, if you start eating them three meals a day, you begin to suspect it's not the perfect nutrient delivery system you thought it was.

While there are parts I liked quite a bit, The Hammer and the Blade largely feels like a Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser short story crammed into a 300 page paperback. In short, there's a ton of filler. Much like an Egg McMuffin, now that I think of it.

That's not to say I didn't enjoy it. I thought it felt really padded for what it was. I loved the ending, though, and I liked the lead characters enough that I'll read the next one at some point. Three out of five stars.

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Broken Harbour

Broken Harbour (Dublin Murder Squad, #4)Broken Harbour by Tana French
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

In a lonely development on the Irish Sea, two children and their father are dead and the mother is on death's door. Who killed them? That's what Scorcher Kennedy and his new partner, Richie, mean to find out. Will what they find destroy them?

Broken Harbour is the story of one man's obsession with order and a family's gradual descent into chaos. When Pat Spain gets downsized, things start falling apart for the Spain family but was it enough for Pat to kill his family and himself?

Scorcher Kennedy is a typical Tana French lead. He's probably as damaged as the criminals he's been chasing all these years, obsessed with order and being the best. He's got some skeletons in his closet, namely his mother's suicide when he was 15 and his crazy sister Dina.

The relationship between Scorcher and his new partner, Richie, drive the book and set it apart from typical cop dramas. Richie is the sensitivity Scorcher lost somewhere along the way and maybe also his conscience.
As Scorcher and Richie tug at the loose threads of the case, the story gradually shifts toward what it's like to have a relative that's insane.

French's writing is as fantastic as ever, parsecs ahead of most crime books. She paints a vivid picture and Scorcher and Richie seemed like cops that could show up on your doorstep after the neighbors have a fight. As usual, the entire cast goes through the meat grinder, leaving little to do at the end but wiping down the counter and turning off the light.

Broken Harbour was my favorite Tana French book yet and one of the best two or three books I've read so far this year. Five out of five stars.

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Monday, December 7, 2015

Little Book about Little Folk

The Complete Book of Gnomes & Halflings (Advanced Dungeons & Dragons, 2nd Edition, Player's Handbook Rules Supplement/PHBR9)The Complete Book of Gnomes & Halflings by Douglas Niles
Reviewed by Jason Koivu
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

"TO THE SHIRE!" I often shout when folding the laundry and finding a pair of my short wife's capri-workout pants.
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That's because I love hobbits (...apparently more than I like sex, because that shit pisses her off. I'm not smart.)

But you won't find the word "hobbit" within The Complete Book of Gnomes & Halflings, because its maker, TSR Inc., didn't want to get sued by Tolkien's estate. So instead they called them "halflings," a term just generic enough to get the job done. So let's refrain from using the "ho" word.

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What is TSR? TSR is the company put together by the makers of numerous tactical, strategic and role playing games, most notably Dungeons & Dragons.

After a couple decades of building up the popularity of D&D, their flagship game, TSR decided to tweak the rules a bit and thus was born "the 2nd Edition". The 2nd Ed exploded the few core rule books of the 1st Ed into many shrapnel-sized supplemental rule booklets that were even more complex and more expensive. This one retailed at $20...and this was back in 1993!

These slim books would've generated more cash for the company had they included more information applicable to the game. Too often the new info was just a generalized rehashing of old info, like tips on being a good dungeon master (game referee) or how to "play nice" with one another. Too much of it was filler and already covered in the core rule books from the 1st edition.

The Complete Book of Gnomes & Halflings was my favorite of what I've read of the 2nd ed booklets. It expands upon the basic race details of the gnome and halfling, those diminutive cutesy folks so limited in stature but big on character. With this book, players were encouraged to take the gnome beyond the typical illusionist prankster and likewise gave the halfling more to do than playfully pilfer treasure horde baubles.

The new racial subdivisions and sub-classes (meaning professions like warrior, wizard, thief, priest) provided here gave D&D players ideas and means with which to create more colorful and dynamic characters. However, this is where the unbalancing of the game came in. These new subdivisions/classes gave the characters skill bonuses and other extras the basic characters didn't have. It gave them a slight leg up. No doubt this was all by design. TSR very well may have been thinking that if enough players bought these new rule books and used these new, more skilled characters, it would entice the players with the old rules to plunk down the cash for the 2nd ed books. TSR may have started out as the altruistic brainchild of a '70s gamer, but a few years later the corporation had morphed into a greedy monster in the truest tradition of the '80s.

Well, to be fair, we consumers were the ones greedily consuming whatever TSR put out. And why not? This game sparked the imaginations of countless kids. It turned some of them into expert game makers and novelists. Without D&D there might not be a Game of Thrones. How do I know? Because it turns out that George RR Martin was once a brilliant dungeon master.



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Friday, December 4, 2015

Red Spikes



Margo Lanagan
Knopf Books for Young Readers
Reviewed by Nancy
5 out of 5 stars




Summary


Margo Lanagan's electrifying stories take place in worlds not quite our own, and yet each one illuminates what it is to be human. They are stories of yearning for more, and learning to live with what you have. Stories that show the imprint love leaves on us all.

If you think you don't like short fiction, that a story can't have the depth or impact of a novel, then you haven't read Margo Lanagan. A writer this startling and this original doesn't come along very often. So for anyone who likes to be surprised, touched, unsettled, intrigued, or scared senseless, prepare to be dazzled by what a master storyteller can do in a few short pages.


My Review


After being blown away by Black Juice, I was eager to read more of Margo Lanagan’s short story collections. So off I went to the library and found a lovely hardcover edition of Red Spikes, received by the library on October 16, 2008. It appeared to be untouched and I confirmed this by looking at the shiny cover free of finger smudges and listening to the crackling noises of its spine as I gently opened it, fanning its pages under my nose and sniffing so deeply it was almost a snort. Then I had a nearly uncontrollable urge to nibble the spine before I finally came to my senses and realized I was holding library property…


The stories in this collection are dark, unsettling and moody, and explore a variety of themes. Once again, Lanagan has succeeded in engaging the emotions of this reader by creating rich, imaginative worlds and believable young characters who struggle, learn and grow.


I recommend these stories for readers who love dark fantasy and smart young-adult fiction.

Thursday, December 3, 2015

The Outcasts

The Outcasts: Book I: The Lies of AutumnThe Outcasts: Book I: The Lies of Autumn by Chuck Abdella
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

The world is in danger and the only ones who can save it just happen to have been broken by the world.

The Outcasts attempts to set itself apart from the straightforward slay the Dark Lord quest from the description on. The tale describes itself as different from a basic epic quest tale, but it never accomplishes it's desired distinction. It talks constantly about being different from classic tales without much to back it up in terms of tangible differences.

This tale is basically a sexed up attempt at The Lord of The Rings. There was an abundance of who is sleeping with who and one character who sleeps with multiple characters.

The author also had an odd habit of directly addressing the reader from time to time. At first I imagined that it was merely a case of missed quotation marks, but after the third time I encountered it, I realized it was just the style the author chose.

The story did have some unique takes on the standard Wizard character type. This was my favorite part of the story. Wizards aren't made they are born. They have violet eyes and inherent magic ability even though they still needed to train to enhance their abilities. Wizards also care for others in a distant and at times cold way unlike the humans and elves.

The Outcasts was a traditional story that spent too much time saying it was different than traditional stories rather than actually making itself different.


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Shield of Thunder

Shield of Thunder (Troy, #2)Shield of Thunder by David Gemmell
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

In what should be a happy time with the heir to Troy getting married, knives are being sharpened as enemies prepare for war. Hidden plots and plans unfold in the intrigue laden Shield of Thunder.

For a book series about a massive looming war it sure takes a long time to get to it. From the beginning of Lord of the Silver Bow all the readers and characters knew a war was coming between Troy and Mykene yet there was only build up to the impending battle in book one. Surely The Shield of Thunder with a cover picture of The Trojan Horse would focus on the war itself...nope. The first 330 or so pages were more build up to the war. This time period revolved around Hektor and Andromache's wedding yet we don't even see the wedding in all that time. After that point there is a big time skip and the war has finally begun. Now being a war whose point of view would you expect to see? Warriors of course. Well we get a little of that, but then large point of view sections from a 3 year old boy and 2 queens. It's all quite frustrating to say it nicely. If not for Odysseus and Bankoles then I don't know if I could have finished this book.

The Shield of Thunder is the third book I've read by David Gemmell and I'm starting to notice some patterns such as instant inexplicable love interests, constantly shifting point of views, random point of views, and the seriousness of war. I'm quite appreciative of the seriousness of war, but I find I've grown tired of the love interests and the way he makes use of point of view characters.

The characters themselves largely feel flat to me. I don't feel as though I'm in their head experiencing emotions with them as much as I feel I'm being told about them having emotions by a third party. There is quite the emotional disconnect that only felt to be bridged by Odysseus and Banokles. I enjoyed my time when the two of them were point of view characters because they felt and behaved like real people constantly unlike the remaining cast of characters.

I have found the retelling interesting to some degree as Paris and Helen are barely even involved. Apparently Helen is a plain and dull woman rather than the woman so beautiful men died fighting in a war over her. I didn't mind the focus on Helikaon in the first book, but he's largely absent in this book due to a festering injury caused by an assassin. Hektor and Achilles are largely forgettable even though they are still fearsome warriors and leaders of men. I think one of the parts of the retelling I like least is Priam being a scumbag rather than a fairly good man and great king.

All in all Shield of Thunder was a long plodding book that was mainly a disappointment. I'm not sure at this point if I'll finish the series.

2.5 out of 5 stars

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Wednesday, December 2, 2015

WILL IN THE WORLD BY STEPHEN GREENBLATT

Will in the World: How Shakespeare Became ShakespeareWill in the World: How Shakespeare Became Shakespeare by Stephen Greenblatt
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

”To understand who Shakespeare was, it is important to follow the verbal traces he left behind back into the life he lived and into the world to which he was so open. And to understand how Shakespeare used his imagination to transform his life into his art, it is important to use our own imagination.”

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There is no doubt he is an enigma, a man who quite possibly has had the greatest influence on the English language, and yet, strangely enough left very little personal correspondence behind. It does seem like a man so gifted with words would have left behind mounds of letters, diaries, and journals. If they did exist, they are long gone, burned, or buried, or wrapped around a fish for a servant girl, or used to make bindings for books. It is interesting to think of a Shakespeare letter bound up in a book that is valued at a fraction of what his handwriting, hidden in the binding, would be worth.

It is as if Shakespeare erased himself, leaving only his monumental plays behind.

He married young, too young, to a much older woman. It was not a happy marriage from what we know. Much has been made of him leaving her the second best bed in his will. He had three children: Susanna, Hamnet, and Judith. The later two were twins. Hamnet died at eleven. Hamnet = Hamlet, quite possibly that play is the greatest ode ever written to a lost son. Like all of the various aspects of life that Shakespeare observed or experienced, even the untimely and devastating death of his son, all of it, every scrap of it, contributed and influenced the stories the bard decided to tell.

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Would Hamnet have grown up to be as tortured as Hamlet?

”He heard things in the sounds of words that others did not hear; he made connections that others did not make; and he was flooded with a pleasure all his own.”

I can only imagine the frustration that he must have felt being trapped in a marriage with a woman who could not even read the words he wrote. He left his family in Stratford while he went to London to be an actor. Some things can not be denied, and words must have been bubbling up in him like an overheated cauldron. Christopher Marlowe was born in the same year as Shakespeare. He was college educated, though his degree seems to have been obtained with some help from Sir Francis Walsingham. He had everything that Shakespeare wanted, an education, debonair good looks, and a genius for playwriting.

As it turned out, Shakespeare had the most important one of the three.

Marlowe’s influence on Shakespeare was profound. ”Marlowe was the only one of the university wits whose talent Shakespeare might have seriously envied, whose aesthetic judgment he might have feared, whose admiration he might have earnestly wanted to win, and whose achievements he certainly attempted to equal and outdo.”

I do wonder what would have happened if Marlowe had lived another ten to twenty years. Would Shakespeare have become Shakespeare? Would he have conceded the field to Marlowe? Would the competition have made him an even better playwright? I have to believe it was lucky for Shakespeare that Marlowe exited life at the tender age of 29. I certainly wouldn’t like to take a chance with an alternative history.

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Christopher Marlowe

Robert Greene, a fellow scribbler, called Shakespeare the ”upstart crow” which gives us an idea of an ambitious young man shouldering his way to the top. He took off like a bolt of lightning writing plays that had his competitors dumbfounded, and had his audiences awestruck.

Stephen Greenblatt did not directly talk about the speculation that has swirled around Shakespeare for several hundred years, but the entire book could be considered an attempt to refutiate any thoughts that Shakespeare was merely a beard for someone else. Societies to support one or another claimant have been created by people who are positive that Francis Bacon, Christopher Marlowe, or Edward de Vere, 17th Earl of Oxford were the true authors of Shakespeare’s plays.

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Marlowe was a trickster, a spy, a counterfeiter, but it would still be quite the clever prank to become Shakespeare with a dagger protruding from his eye. All three of the leading candidates to be “the true Shakespeare” are brilliant, fascinating men in their own right. They are famous without being Shakespeare. The odor lingering in the air like the dog fart smell that comes from that fat, slobbering pug at Grandmother’s house is the stench of people who can’t believe that an undereducated lad from Stratford could write these plays. He has been weighed, and measured, and found wanting.

They are of course forgetting about one thing.

Exceptional intellectual or creative power or other natural ability.
synonyms:
brilliance, intelligence, intellect, ability, cleverness, brains, erudition,wisdom, fine mind;
artistry, flair
"the world knew of his genius"
talent, gift, flair, aptitude, facility, knack, bent, ability, expertise,capacity, faculty;
strength, forte, brilliance, skill, artistry

Okay, I’m going to name the white elephant in the room. HE WAS A GENIUS. Maybe he didn’t have the most perfect credentials to become SHAKESPEARE, but he had the right brain. He remembered everything he saw and heard and he was able to bring it all together and use it to make his stories more than what anyone had ever experienced before. They were authentic, personal, and incorporated new concepts that made the audience feel like they knew the characters in the same way they knew the pretty girl next door or their own grandfather or the smiling butcher down the street. He placed his audience in the plays.He changed the world and with every new generation he continues to influence, teach, and elevate.

He left his family because “there was something important within him”. What a tragedy it would have been if he had stayed in Stratford due to familial obligations. He might have been a glover like his father. He might have lived on the verge of bankruptcy his whole life like his father. He might have strangled his wife and hanged. :-) He would have been a miserable, unfulfilled man nagged by a voice, a muse unused, who would whisper words of encouragement until the bitter end.

Unlike his generation of writers he was frugal with his money in London and invested wisely in real estate. I too dabble in real estate so I always find it fascinating to read about his purchases and the sometimes convoluted ways the mortgage notes are written. He bought his dream home in Stratford, a house called New Place with room for an expansive garden and a guest cottage. He died in 1616 only a few years after retiring completely from the stage. It was as if he’d strayed too far from what had always sustained him.

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New Place, Stratford

Though there is too little known about Shakespeare, Stephen Greenblatt has written a very readable evaluation that examines what we know about the man, and what we know about the times. Greenblatt convinced me that the clues to knowing Shakespeare are all there to be found coming from the lips of his greatest characters.

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Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Broken Chain by Lisa von Biela

Broken ChainBroken Chain by Lisa von Biela
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

Broken Chain by Lisa Von Biela is a worrying look at genetically modified food introduced into the food chain in the shape of soya products for animal feed and human consumption.

Something is wrong, outbreaks of violence are becoming commonplace, livestock are dying prematurely, food is rotting before its sell-by date, send in the CDC to investigate. Kyle Sommers is a CDC doctor working flat out to solve the crisis, he travels to Minnesota with his wife and young daughter.

The truth is devastating for the USA, a ticking time bomb that doesn't simply end with the first explosion. The story touches on various people as the major food sources are affected, the Homeland security services and the farmers. The GMO Company responsible who see this as an ideal opportunity to make more money and Daphne, who opens a vegetarian cafe amidst the steak loving people hot in the Minnesota summer Sun.

Broken Chain is a well written medical thriller bordering on post-apocalyptic horror and will appeal too many but I wasn't dragged into the premise wholeheartedly. I felt there was some liberties taken with the whole food and violence link, not difficult to understand but it's easy to overload on medical terminology. The characters didn't really grab me, so I wasn’t really invested in the story and to be honest Broken Chain wasn't my usual kind of read. The lettuce munchers don't fare to well, which is not such a bad thing (joking) and on the other side of the fence, the meat eaters don’t come out much better. The race is on for fruit, veg and fish, grab your depth charges we’re going on a raid, yeehaw!

So Broken Chain is a stark look at a future where man's infatuation, even need for easily and cheaply produced genetically modified food products takes a devastating toll on life.

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